1. Because otherwise you'd end up hooked..
hooked on your series.. your movies ..
anime...
those series that, whenever you meet someone,
you use as a conversation topic
and it doesn't matter if you've known them a long time or not
talking about them is addictive!
and you know it!
2. Because if you do.. besides the series
you already store you could store 2 to 3 times MORE
with the space you already have!
without buying anything else...
The result??
You talking about series .. and bothering your whole family..
relatives,
neighbors..
you'd have no friends left
3. Because you'd get all those series..
"FOR FREE"
(well, nothing is ever completely free)
but you would get them for a ridiculously low price.
then people would start seeing you as a Pirate..
something frowned upon..
and you'd start saying things like
I'm an Anime Collector..
people would start asking you for them..
and not just Anime.. Series .. movies..
you could give special gifts to all your relatives at Christmas!
The bad part.. it'd get annoying!
you'd have to start saying
NO! NO! NO!
In case I still HAVEN'T convinced you NOT TO BUY FROM ME..
Here are the links to my products:
PS: Don't buy from me!
If despite all these warnings you want to know how you can set up your own private Netflix, collect your anime and make better use of your hard drives..
Join.. or DON'T!
That's your decision.
Once.. you sign up...
2 things will happen...
The FIRST
You'll receive an email with the subject "TELL ME IT'S YOU!!"
where you'll have to confirm .. that it really is you..
The email may land in Promotions or SPAM..
if so (mark it as not SPAM)
The SECOND
Is that you'll start receiving emails from me..
In them I'll tell you about..
my adventures collecting Anime..
how I enjoy them..
and how good and bad my products or services are.
And, obviously, in them you'll be able to buy them..
What if I'm not Interested??..
in anything you write to me..
or your F*CKING products or services..
..Well then, my friend...
if you don't like...
neither what I offer you..
nor what I write to you..
Well I'm not going to force you to stay
NO DRAMA!
You'll be able to unsubscribe at any time!
It's that easy!
