I've reported an Anime to the police.

Yes!

a police report!!

Against an Anime.

And I have reasons!

The first crime..

THEFT

It stole 7 hours from me..

I started by saying..
I'll watch one episode..

and before I knew it..
it was 3 in the morning.

Second crime..

KIDNAPPING

For several days..

I didn't want to watch..
absolutely..

ANYTHING ELSE!

Third crime..

BLACKMAIL

Every F*CKING episode..
ended..
right..
when something happened..

and forced me to put on the next one!!

YOUR HONOR!!

I was trying to stop..

I SWEAR!!

But that son of a b*tch..
ended every episode..
in a way..
that made it impossible..
to turn off the television!

Unfortunately..

it's not the only Anime..
that should be..

BEHIND BARS!

I have several..

repeat offenders..
real criminals..
specializing..

in stealing hours..
kidnapping people..
and destroying sleep schedules..

So..

I've identified them..
I've brought them together..
and I've created..

THE LIST OF ANIME'S MOST WANTED CRIMINALS

Although officially..
I call it..

the LEAST boring Anime in history

The standard.. I used to make this list?
my own!

If you watch them.. and think..
that you wouldn't watch them even ..
if someone paid you??

Well OK!
Fantastic!

NO DRAMA!

Still friends..

Only for those on my email list (Email)

If you want to receive the list

of the LEAST boring Anime in history...

You have to join my email list..
My Email list

BY THE WAY!
Some people are ABSENT-minded..
they sign up.. and then DON'T confirm their email..
Don't be like that, please!!
Check your inbox or SPAM..

Once.. you're registered...

2 things will happen...

The FIRST

Is that you'll receive an email..
Where you'll be able to download the list of the LEAST boring Anime in history

The SECOND

Is that you'll start receiving emails from me..

In them I'll tell you about..
my adventures collecting Anime..
how I enjoy them..
and how good and bad my products or services are.

And, obviously, in them you'll be able to buy them..

What if I'm not Interested??..

What if I'm not Interested??..

in anything you write to me..
or your F*CKING products or services..

..Well then, my friend...
if you don't like...
neither what I offer you..
nor what I write to you..

Well I'm not going to force you to stay

NO DRAMA!

So you'll be able to unsubscribe at any time!
It's that easy!

BY THE WAY!
Some people are ABSENT-minded..
they sign up.. and then DON'T confirm their email..
Don't be like that, please!!
Check your inbox or SPAM..

BY THE WAY!
Some people are so ABSENT-minded.. that would be the word
they sign up.. and then DON'T confirm their email..
Don't be like that, please!!
Check your inbox or SPAM..