Yes!
a police report!!
Against an Anime.
And I have reasons!
The first crime..
THEFT
It stole 7 hours from me..
I started by saying..
I'll watch one episode..
and before I knew it..
it was 3 in the morning.
Second crime..
KIDNAPPING
For several days..
I didn't want to watch..
absolutely..
ANYTHING ELSE!
Third crime..
BLACKMAIL
Every F*CKING episode..
ended..
right..
when something happened..
and forced me to put on the next one!!
YOUR HONOR!!
I was trying to stop..
I SWEAR!!
But that son of a b*tch..
ended every episode..
in a way..
that made it impossible..
to turn off the television!
Unfortunately..
it's not the only Anime..
that should be..
BEHIND BARS!
I have several..
repeat offenders..
real criminals..
specializing..
in stealing hours..
kidnapping people..
and destroying sleep schedules..
So..
I've identified them..
I've brought them together..
and I've created..
Although officially..
I call it..
the LEAST boring Anime in history
The standard.. I used to make this list?
my own!
If you watch them.. and think..
that you wouldn't watch them even ..
if someone paid you??
Well OK!
Fantastic!
NO DRAMA!
Still friends..
If you want to receive the list
of the LEAST boring Anime in history...
You have to join my email list..
My Email list
Once.. you're registered...
2 things will happen...
The FIRST
Is that you'll receive an email..
Where you'll be able to download the list of the LEAST boring Anime in history
The SECOND
Is that you'll start receiving emails from me..
In them I'll tell you about..
my adventures collecting Anime..
how I enjoy them..
and how good and bad my products or services are.
And, obviously, in them you'll be able to buy them..
What if I'm not Interested??..
in anything you write to me..
or your F*CKING products or services..
..Well then, my friend...
if you don't like...
neither what I offer you..
nor what I write to you..
Well I'm not going to force you to stay
NO DRAMA!
So you'll be able to unsubscribe at any time!
It's that easy!
the LEAST boring Anime in history