Do You Know WHAT A DRAGON BALL Collector SEARCHES FOR MOST?

I was shocked when I found out..

Because I thought it would be... I don't know...

some movie that nobody can find

some rare edition

some discontinued Box Set ... some uncensored version ...

weird things those of us who collect Dragon Ball look for...

But, no way!

It was something much more basic...

Something you've probably
searched for at some point ...if you've been watching Dragon Ball for years.

And when you think about it.. you say: Fuck, that makes perfect sense

Because Dragon Ball started out quite simple...

until it wasn't

First there was Dragon Ball.
Then came Dragon Ball Z.

OK, so far, ALL good.

But then it starts getting complicated with...

movies, TV specials, OVAs,

And hey!
nothing against them
THEY'RE F*CKING MASTERPIECES.. I love them!

But Then came GT... Super... More movies... Daima...

Along with the feeling that this series should already have...
ended 20 years ago

Suddenly what used to be simple
wasn't anymore!

I think making things complicated is in human DNA...

Because OK... now

When do I watch the movies? In the middle of the series? When I finish?
Where do I put the Bardock special? And the Trunks story? And where does Cooler go?
Which do I watch first, GT or Super? And Daima?
What about Daima? Wouldn't you watch Daima before DBZ ends??

And then THE question appears.

WHAT F*CKING ORDER DO I WATCH ALL OF DRAGON BALL IN NOW?

Well, after googling for a while...
I realized that many people want to watch DragonBall in chronological order.. meaning in the order events happen throughout the DragonBall universe...

That is..
COMPLETE NONSENSE!!

That's like starting the series with Bardock!
it wouldn't make sense!!..
you're losing (revealing) all the mystery

Or starting the Android Saga with the Trunks story movie...
I mean!... Are we crazy .. or what?

What! You don't believe me?... look at this Monstrosity of an image

When you watch a story,
whether it's Dragon Ball or any other...
NOT knowing everything from the start
THE MYSTERY
is part of the experience

Remember that humans are addicted to mystery... uncertainty... .. what will happen?!!

And, besides, doing that is killing all the momentum.

Imagine watching Bardock
and immediately after, Goku as a child...
wow.. something doesn't fit, right?

and even though it makes chronological sense
it'll be more than 190 episodes before they get to Frieza...
the momentum cools down...

If you tell me you watch Bardock while Goku fights Frieza..
well that fits better .. right?

✓ it doesn't reveal anything too soon
✓ also it adds value to the story at that EXACT moment

AND OK YOU'LL SAY!
What mystery? What are you talking about... You've watched DragonBall 50 times!

At least!!!

But one thing.. doesn't rule out the other

So yes.
I made myself an order to watch ALL of Dragon Ball.
An order that makes complete sense...
So that when I WATCH IT
I enjoy the whole experience more...

AN ORDER To Maximize The Whole DragonBall Viewing Experience

To Enjoy that order You have to sign up to my List

So leave your email...
click the "I WANT YOUR F*CKING DRAGON BALL ORDER" button to sign up
and you'll be able to download the Order that Maximizes the DragonBall Viewing Experience

This download (INCLUDES):

• 🐉 The order to watch Dragon Ball, Z, GT, Super and Daima without leaving a series halfway through because a timeline sends you to another
• 🎬 Where to fit movies, OVAs and specials as you go through the series... so they appear right when they fit best without ruining a transformation, fighting technique, character or something you should NOT have seen yet.
• 🧠 The rule I use to know when to STOP... because there are moments in Dragon Ball where adding a movie makes you enjoy what comes next even more... and others where doing it would completely ruin the moment.
• 🍿 And... something that, without a doubt, I'll keep doing year after year. An excuse to keep a weekend free, stay home, prepare some food (or order it, what the f*ck), put on Dragon Ball and... see how long you last!!!

OK!...

From then on

Once you leave me your email (I mean)
You'll start receiving emails from me..

In each one you'll be able to buy the products I'll offer you

If you like collecting anime..
WHICH I'M TELLING YOU, YOU DO..
otherwise you wouldn't be reading ALL this...

You'll really enjoy reading them

And you'll get a lot out of them!

And if one day they stop interesting you...

It's easy!
you unsubscribe
and that's it (NO DRAMA)

And that's all.. for now!